we love to watch

Norm Geras speculates about why it is so hard to simulate (in fiction) the passion for sport, about which people get so very, um, passionate [e.a.]:

I’m not saying that there aren’t beauties or attractions just as great, or even greater, in life; but there aren’t any that are quite the same as that provided by uncertainty in sport. And for some reason the uncertainty can’t be replicated in fiction or simulated to a sufficient degree. I’m not sure why that should be, since fiction manages to do most other ’simulations’ well enough to involve people. But the thrill of the sporting contest - well, to the best of my knowledge anyway, it can’t do that successfully.

You have to care what happens in the here and now. Hard as it is to understand why people do care about the outcome of mere games, it is harder to recreate that caring in a reader. There are many, of course, who don’t care even about the real thing. But for those of us who do, attempts to fictionalize the experience produce only a pale imitation.

Woody Allen speculated about this same subject back in 1994. He was quoted in a (June 6, 1996) New Yorker “Talk of the Town” piece (not available online) titled “Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About the Knicks” [e.a.]:

…Allen still prefers a night at [Madison Square] Garden to one on Broadway, and not only as release and distraction. “Sports to me is like music,” he said. “It’s completely, aesthetically satisfying. There were times I would sit at a game with the old Knicks and think to myself in the fourth quarter, This is everything the theater should be and isn’t. There’s an outcome that’s unpredictable. The audience is not ahead of the dramatist. The drama is ahead of the audience, and you don’t know exactly where it’s going. You’re personally involved with the players—they had heroic dimensions, some of those players. It’s a pleasurable experience, though not intellectual—much like music. It enters you through a different opening, sort of.”

Allen went on to say, “You see, life consists of giving yourself these problems that can be dealt with, so you don’t have to face the problems that can’t be dealt with. It’s very meaningful to me, for instance, to see if the Knicks are going to get over some problem or another. These are matters you can get involved with, safely and pleasurably, and the outcome doesn’t hurt you.”

It’s called being a fan—and we all derive pleasure from fandom of one sort or another.

We all like to have our heroes and our villains, as JFK shrewdly observed in 1959, in a piece I’ve referred to before.

Aleksander Solzhenitsyn, RIP

Born: 11 December 1918
1945: sentenced to eight years for anti-Soviet activities
1962: One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich published in Russia
1970: Awarded Nobel Prize for Literature
1974: First volume of The Gulag Archipelago published
13 February 1974: Exiled from his native Russia
1994: Returns to Russia
3 August 2008: dies in Moscow

don’t know much about history, take two

On December 9, 2007, this headline appeared in The Gothamist:

Oprah Calls Obama “The One”

The headline was followed by this picture:

The picture was followed by this paragraph [e.a. and e.a.]:

Oprah Winfrey introduced one of her favorite things people at what the NY Times called “the largest spectacle of the campaign cycle” - the Oprah for Barack Obama rally in Des Moines, Iowa. Winfrey said, “For the very first time in my life, I feel compelled to stand up and to speak out for the man who I believe has a new vision for America,” and told the audience of 15,000 said, “I am here to tell you, Iowa, he is the one. He is the one!

This morning on This Week, David Gergen asserted that, being from the South, he knew that the McCain ad’s use of the Obama nickname “The One” was actually racist code, suggesting that Obama is being “uppity.”

And to think it all started with Oprah.

put up your dukes

Poll: Voters said Obama’s comment more racist than McCain ad

After 69 percent of voters said they had seen a recent McCain ad that suggests Barack Obama is a celebrity like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, only 22 percent said the ad was racist, while 63 percent said it was not, according to a poll by Rasmussen Reports.

Although John McCain said he is dead serious about the issues in his ads, he added that, “We’ll continue to have humor in our campaigns,” in an interview with ABC News.

“I kind of enjoy ‘em,” McCain said of the ads. “You gotta have a sense of humor in this.”

“You know, a few days ago, Sen. Obama said he challenged me to a duel,” McCain said. “I’m for the light sabers as weapons of choice.”