The dirt on Tom Cruise via Andrew Morton’s biography, here:

not gay (though the “evidence” is flimsy)

homophobic (ditto above)

a freak of Scientology

Whatever. I just pass on the reports. You decide.

Oh yes. I almost forgot:

Nicolas Sarkozy Secretly Weds Singer Carla Bruni

Bonne chance to the lovebirds, whom I’ve written about here and here, noting that his advisers weren’t too worried about the affair. They just wanted Sarkozy to get on with it and marry Carla already so that he could get back to steering the ship of state. Ever the politician—and one with huge ambitions—he took their advice. He’s no slouch, that Sarko.