this one?

Attackers Shouted “This is a Christian Country”

or

this one?

BROOKLYN ASSAULT A HATE CRIME

or

this one?

Muslim hero breaks up train beating

I’ll take door number 3, Alex. (New York Daily News, take a bow.)

WAIT! STOP THE PRESSES! LATE-BREAKING NEWS!

Just as I was about to link to Memeorandum, a new link popped up. We’ve now got a fourth contender:

 

JEWS’ SUBWAY HERO A MUSLIM

SAVES ‘HANUKKAH’ RIDERS FROM THUGS

(nice save, New York Post, but you’re runner-up in the Infotainment Blip of the Day Awards, a rarer-than-hens’-teeth occurrence around here these days)