good grief

How to cope with the mourning process in our speeded-up world:

Management consultant and recent widower Greg Pier successfully cut his grieving time by more than a third Friday by eliminating bargaining and depression from the mourning process following the death of his wife. “After three days in denial and a full night of anger, I realized that at that rate, I was never going to get over [wife] Betty’s passing,” said Pier, who convinced himself it was time to move on with his life after a simple cost-benefit analysis.

(via The Onion)