when a man needs a bicycle

In Britain, a man has admitted to “sexual breach of the peace” for getting it on with a bicycle:

“[Hostel workers] used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

“The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”

One does rather wonder where exactly, um, the man and the bicycle were, um, conjoined.

naked man:

bicycle:

Can someone draw me a picture?