you’re invited

… to embrace Islam by OBL (who has taken to dyeing his beard):

“I invite you to embrace Islam,” bin Laden said, according to a transcript posted by ABC News on its website.

“It will also achieve your desire to stop the war as a consequence, because as soon as the warmongering owners of the major corporations realize that you have lost confidence in your democratic system and have begun to look for an alternative, and this alternative is Islam, they will run after you to please you and achieve what you want to steer you away from Islam,” he said.

This is one confused dude. It sounds like he’s been reading the comments at Daily Kos, HuffPo, and Comment is Free.