vote for Obama!

‘Cause his name rhymes with “Osama.” No, really. It’s a good thing:

[H]aving a man whose last name rhymes with our collective, demonic arch-villain, and a middle name the same as the surname of the Saddamite monster dethroned–not to mention the paradigm-shifting nature of having a first African-American President–all of this would certainly force the world to stand up and take notice that a significant change had taken place, and that a dramatic course correction was imminent.

—Greg Djerejian (aka Belgravia Dispatch)

guest-blogging for Andrew Sullivan.