fame-whore special

For those of you who confuse the pursuit, consolidation, and maintenance of fame with humanitarianism, here’s how it goes:

At the moment, Angelina Jolie is courting controversy in order to keep herself in the spotlight 

Despite her comments in a French magazine, Angelina Jolie wasn’t trying to criticize Madonna for adopting a child from Malawi, she says.

“The article included many falsehoods,” Jolie said in a statement on Monday. “I said many positive things that were omitted. I feel we must focus on the present and I encourage everyone to be supportive so that every child can adjust nicely to their new home.”

while the father of her biological child (and her two camera-ready Benetton-ad-style children), who is now a major power player in Hollywood,

works his ass off in order to—please, God—finally win an award: